© Lance Staedler
Looks like its time to start up my pool cleaning business again. I've already ordered a decal for my minivan to advertise my premium services.
The concept is that I use Google Maps™ to find people with pools and then I ring the doorbell and offer to clean their pool for free and make my money by advertising (also using Google™) on their front lawns.
Once on the premises I will have the woman of the house show me to the pool. Sometimes you have them right from the moment you say “Free Cleaning For Your Pool, Ma’am?” Other times you have to play the game. I've found success in the past by accidentally knocking her into the pool with the skimmer and then tearing off my shirt and diving in to the rescue. I can also rig the pool chemical tester to show a deficiency of pheromones. Flawless victory.
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