Drunk Fucks. LOL.

When I came home after training, I was met by my girlfriend accompanied by three strangers.

At first I was a little shy like I usually am, but I got to know them a little and they turned out to be really nice. I sold Advil to one of them; it was awesome.

We played Guitar Hero 3 for a bit, but then we were interrupted by our building manager Gilbert. He told us that we needed to quiet down because we were being a bit loud. It's always a little embarrassing to get in trouble, but he's only doing his job. I guess it doesn't help that his room is right beneath ours. It's all good. I'll apologize to him in the morning.

Cheri keeps asking if she can 'sex' me, but I don't 'sex' in public. She gets drunk really easy. I only had three shots and am completely sober. People act so weird when they're blitz. It's really entertaining. :)

So far I've been telling people a bunch of random facts that they find really interesting. It's awesome. I just explained why models do coke. lol.

So far I've made $30 from this party. Awesome. I JUST sold my long board that was ran over by a bus; it's perfect for a beginner. THIRTY DOLLARS! :0

OK, so let's sum everything up. Selling things to drunk people is awesome, drunk people think you're a professor, and drunk girls want to 'sex' you. And I have awesome breasts apparently.

One word: AWESOME.